So much hype, so much panic, and then there's this
whole Y2K thing. It's an event that only occurs once
a millenium. (and most New Years merely happen
once an eternity) Many of you (maybe even all two of
you reading this) will participate in the ritual New
Year's Eve Party, but, if you're like me you may/will
need some alternate plans for when everything's
coming up zeroes. Here we go:
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Watch any leftover holiday movies
on cable...right before you blow your
brains out during the final heartwarm-
ing scene...and you weren't depressed
before the movie started.
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Play a solitaire drinking game where
you take a sip everytime someone on tv
says the word "Millenium." It'll get
interesting pretty fast.
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Scrounge around a dump for parts
to repair your car thinking; "I'm not
going to pay alot for this muffler."
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Ride down the street on a horse
wearing a dark robe and weilding
a scythe while laughing manaically.
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Buy that last minute Christmas
gift.
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Continue your campaign to have
Pamela Anderson recieve the Purple
Heart for getting the breast reduction.
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Put your Dilbert ® clippings in
chronological order.
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Seriously ponder why the
meaning of it all is 42 and whether
or not your Babel fish is Y2K
compliant.
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Go through your cd collection
on the random setting and see if
you can predict the future.
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Run around your house naked
screaming "Auld lang syne!" and
"Cavet emptor!"
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